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- Still Waters - The Prelude2011-07-19 02:39:25The indignity of my own mother's wafting smell of the mispronunciation of my name could not stand in my way of knowing what it was. That was before I decided to tweak its spelling in order to make it possible for her to pronounce it without mispronouncing it. It worked.
- Brand Jamesy Finale: I Will Survive2011-03-03 16:53:54A rolling stone gathers no moss, you tell me. I roll and keep rolling, I roll dirty. And I survive.
- Brand Jamesy: Part 7; Clothes, Milk, Chicken and Beer. No VAT, No China.2011-01-05 02:02:36And for Elton John, they could not figure out how to plant a seedy thing inside the man and ooze a tiny human out of him without needing a woman at one point. Take that China!
- Brand Jamesy: Part 6, My Buckingham Palace Christmas Job2010-12-27 01:54:57...(George) then took the mantle completely changing the line of succession and thus allowing the current Queen (whose name I still can't remember) to have a go and keep it in her descendants
- Brand Jamesy: Part 5, Stop Making Noise2010-12-26 14:51:40
- Brand Jamesy: Part 4, I am Very Normal2010-12-04 23:36:25Only if the rest of the world smiled at me... I would smile back, albeit at the feeble effort with which they may have afforded their teeth a wash.
- Brand Jamesy: Part 3, I Talk English, But NOT in English!2010-11-30 19:20:42I was born 141 years after Johann's arrival, into a community of people wielding the Luhya language threateningly at me and speaking gibberish.
- Brand Jamesy: Part 2, Dear God2010-11-28 14:57:30I would like to apologize that due to unforeseeable extenuating circumstances, I have been unable to use the software you downloaded and installed inside me
- Brand Jamesy: Part 1, Poundland Tights2010-11-27 19:03:50I consider it courageous for a woman to don a pair of tights with more holes than cloth material
- Immigration Cap Crap2010-06-28 23:23:57(Home Secretary) Theresa May did as the Tories promised and went ahead to introduce an interim measure to curb the growing numbers of immigrants into the country.
- Me in the Old Album, Part 4: What I Miss2010-06-16 01:46:55My puppies, my Sunday-best and the white shirt I wore for Confirmation. Pictures of me having fun with whatever I did. A past that I do not hold on to. I try to remember it, as a reminder of who I am.
- SA 2010 - The Fever!2010-06-09 21:04:42Some 2010 South Africa World Cup videos, songs and commercials.
- Some World Cup Facts2010-06-09 18:50:21Do you know the highest attendance in a world cup match?
- The Miracle I Wanna See2010-06-07 22:55:18As Morgan Freeman says in the film Bruce Almighty, when we encounter problems, we look up to the sky expecting miracles. We don't realize that we are the miracles we wanna see
- Me in the Old Album, Part 3: The Change2010-06-07 21:38:59I still sleep like a baby, and dream dreams even when the world is not dancing to my rhythms
- Me In the Old Album, Part 2: Her2010-06-02 22:57:37Something in her triggered another in me and now perusing through my old album, I see LOVE written all over it, from the start until age made 'us' part.
- Me in the Old Album, Part 1: Me2010-05-28 15:19:16these pictures tend to bring the spot to new life and spring a new identity in me, I sink back to my childhood days, and I try to remember who I am.
- College Humour - Bohemian Rhapsody2010-04-23 17:10:52College Humour - Bohemian Rhapsody
- JAVA Program For A.I. Data Normalization2010-04-08 19:37:50import java.util.*; Scanner fileScan = new Scanner (new File(originalFile)); output.write("The following are the normalized values: \r\n"); fileScan.close(); output.close();
- Know Your Makmende!2010-03-25 17:12:36When Makmende was a mono, the school principle used to wash his clothes. Only makmende can pocket when he is naked. Makmende once visited the British Virgin Islands. They are now known just as the British Islands.... Makmende eats steak for every single meal, Most times he forgets to kill the cow. Makmende is ODM damu.
- Bananas 'May be Key to Fight AIDS'2010-03-23 12:11:23Bananas may hold the key to powerful new treatments that protect against the Aids virus.
- Walk the Talk2010-03-18 19:19:46But you must know sir, that these troubles don't pick faces. ...please remember that whatever you feel You must always get up, dress up and show up.
- How to Read Mathematics2010-03-15 18:38:55“When you add consecutive numbers starting with 1, and the number of numbers you add is odd, the result is equal to the product of the middle number among them times the last number.”
- Donald Trump Success Lessons2010-03-11 12:16:45Yesterday is buried, and tomorrow is not yet born; the only progress that can be made toward success has to be done in the present moment.
- What Will Be2010-03-08 21:51:53Waking up in the morning To the chill and frost The debris of yesterday. Birds chirp naively and squirrels awaken. The sun shines from afar half-heartedly, Through the rays you see promise.
- Maths Vibes2010-02-27 20:45:43You've got more curves than a triple integral. (Post Dedicated to Arsenal's Aaron Ramsey. Get well soon Aaron)
- Men With Sexual Exclusivity Are More Intelligent 2010-02-25 20:27:13for men (but not women), preference for sexual exclusivity correlates with higher intelligence, a new study finds.
- The 90/10 Principle2010-02-23 17:10:3210% of life is made up of what happens to you... 90% of life is decided by how you react.
- How to Memorize Anything2010-02-23 16:23:59After a study session, take a quick nap. New memories are very vulnerable, but studies have shown that sleep helps your new memories stick. After your nap, repeat the memory technique once more for maximum retention.
- I Look Too2010-02-21 20:21:30The beauty of our good old days is eternal. The new moon shall always be there for us And when you look at the moon, I look too.
- The 2012 African Nations Cup Qualifiers Draw2010-02-20 21:16:59The 2012 African Nations Cup Qualifiers Draw
- Working Nation2010-02-19 21:42:27The stench of a rotten nation Of someone arguing with a fool - Of two fools arguing; That stench - It's existence is waning!
- I Am Sorry2010-02-18 00:45:29I want you to stand in front of the mirror And see a reflection of serenity. A reflection of love and understanding. A reflection of forgiveness.
- A.C. Milan 2 - 3 Man United2010-02-16 23:04:58The Red Devils waited for 52 years to score a goal at the San Siro - thanks to a lucky Paul Scholes thingy (can't call it shot!) But not many people will claim that United's win was lucky - for the on-form Wazza let the Italians get a taste of what many teams will have to worry about in the South Africa World Cup.
- May We Dwell in Unity, Peace and Liberty2010-02-16 18:31:59“O God of all creation, bless this our land and nation.” These are the words of my national anthem, one of the first songs I did memorise many years ago.
- For You Mean A Lot2010-02-14 09:35:16Take these few words, They are just words albeit. You have been more than I can express, Your thoughtfulness is a gift from above The heavenly love, That I wish you this Valentines.
- Funny Videos2010-02-14 00:43:39
- What You’ll Wish You’d Known [Part 3]2010-02-12 21:16:49What I mean by getting something done is learning how to write well, or how to program computers, or what life was really like in preindustrial societies, or how to draw the human face from life. This sort of thing rarely translates into a line item on a college application.
- What You’ll Wish You’d Known [Part 2] 2010-02-12 20:37:43It's exhilarating to overcome worries. You don't see faces much happier than people winning gold medals. And you know why they're so happy? Relief.
- What You'll Wish You'd Known [Part 1]2010-02-09 23:53:05If I were back in high school and someone asked about my plans, I'd say that my first priority was to learn what the options were. You don't need to be in a rush to choose your life's work. What you need to do is discover what you like. You have to work on stuff you like if you want to be good at what you do.
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