Maths Vibes

February 27, 2010 No Comments » Uncategorized

[Dedicated to Arsenal's Aaron Ramsey (video below) - Get well soon]

  • I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  • My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
  • How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
  • I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
  • You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
  • Hey baby, what’s your sine?
  • I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
  • By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
  • You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
  • Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
  • I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
  • I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
  • I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
  • Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
  • Hey…nice asymptote.
  • i’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
  • I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
  • I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
  • Can i explore your mean value?
  • Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
  • My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
  • You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
  • i’ll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
  • Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
  • Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge
  • Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
  • If i were a function you would be my asymptote – i always tend towards you.
  • Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
  • I wish i was your problem set, because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
  • My love is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded
  • My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.
  • My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we’re going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
  • I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
  • You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
  • Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.
  • If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.
  • My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?
  • Wanna expand my polynomial?

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Arsenal V Manchester United…

February 3, 2010 No Comments » Football

A youthful Arsenal side may rank higher in my preferences for the EPL winner than could a wealthy Chelsea. (Quite a nice introduction to this post, no?)

So, last weekend’s Arsenal V Manchester United match at the Emirates was full of good things. Good things because the first person singular is a Manchester United fan. What puts weight to it is actually the fact that there are quite a few interesting facts about that match, in reference to the history.

In 2009, during the first leg of Champion’s League Semi-Final at the Old Trafford, Man Utd escaped with a 1- 0 win thanks to John O’shea. This one goal margin win over Arsenal at the Old Trafford was repeated when Man Utd beat Arseanl 2-1 in 2009/10 Premier league season at the same venue.

In the second leg of the Champion’s League Semi-Final, Man Utd went ahead to beat Arsenal 3-1 at the Emirates and therefore booked their place at the Rome Final. This 3-1 score was repeated when the two met at the Emirates in the 2009/10 season. But there are more interesting facts:

Arsenal have scored an own goal in both of their Home and Away matches against Man Utd. The first one was courtesy of Abou Diaby and the second one courtesy of Almunia (although there’s not much he could do about Nani’s perfect play!)

Looking at the matches with a 3-1 scoreline, Man Utd. reused 6 players from the match in May 2009.  So did Arsenal. All the goals in the 31/01/10 match at the Emirates were identical to those on the 04/05/2009.  Ronaldo’s counter attack in May 2009 involved Rooney and Ji Sung Park.


In Jan 2010, it involved the same players, only that Ronaldo was replaced by Nani and his goal replaced by Rooney’s. Ji Sung Park also found the net as he did in May 2009.


Ji Sung Park’s Goal in May 2009 This time, it was his first goal of the season and last May, it had been his first Champion’s League goal for Man Utd. Nani, fitted well in Ronaldo’s shoes for this match and as you know, both men are Portuguese and can play on either wings.

Arsenal’s consolations both came late in the match for both assignments. The first one was by Van Persie with 14 minutes on the clock and the second one was by Vermaelen with 10 minutes to go.


Vermaelen’s Consolation for Arsenal

Love football.

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