- I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
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- My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
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- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
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- I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
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- You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
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- Hey baby, what’s your sine?
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- I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
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- By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
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- You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
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- Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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- I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
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- I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
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- I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
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- Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
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- i’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
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- I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
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- I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
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- Can i explore your mean value?
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- Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
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- My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
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- You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
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- i’ll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
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- Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
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- Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge
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- Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
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- If i were a function you would be my asymptote – i always tend towards you.
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- Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
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- I wish i was your problem set, because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
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- My love is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded
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- My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.
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- My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we’re going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
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- I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
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- You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
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- Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.
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- If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.
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- My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?
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- Wanna expand my polynomial?
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